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--[[WIKI
PERSONALITY = { "Friendly", "Mentally Diminished" },
MARKERS = { NPCID1 = "DocMoore" },
PURPOSE = "$$NAME$$ is the village idiot, strong but dumb",
BACKSTORY = "Just after The Great Assault, $$NAME$$ took all the strength pills
	 present in the town to become the strongest man. Later, he received advertising
	 for brain enlargement pills (from a automated spamming bot). Despite warnings,
	 $$NAME$$ buys and consumes brain enlargement pills becoming sick.",
RELATIONSHIP = {
	{
		actor = "$$NPCID1$$",
		text = "$$NAME$$ is angry with $$NPCID1$$ for refusing to give the brain
			 enlargement pill antidote."
	},
}
WIKI]]--

local Npc = FDrpg.get_npc()
local Tux = FDrpg.get_tux()

return {
	FirstTime = function()
		if (not HF_Spencer_teleported) then
			Tux:says(_"Hello! I'm new here.")
			Npc:says(_"Hey, man! I'm Bender, the dead man of this town. And you?")
			Npc:set_name("Bender")
			--; TRANSLATORS: %s = Tux:get_player_name()
			Tux:says(_"I'm %s. I'm fine, thank you.", Tux:get_player_name(), "NO_WAIT")
			show("node0")
		else
			Tux:says(_"Hello there!")
			--; TRANSLATORS: %s = Tux:get_player_name()
			Npc:says(_"Hey, you're the new guy! I mean penguin! Uh, %s, right?", Tux:get_player_name())
			Tux:says(_"Yes, I-", NO_WAIT)
			Npc:says(_"Holy wow! Wow, man!")
			next("node60")
		end
	end,

	EveryTime = function()
		if (Tux:has_met("Bender")) then -- to avoid displaying 2 "hello"s etc when we talk to Bender for the first time
			Tux:says(_"Hello!")
			Npc:says(_"Hey, man!")
			Tux:says(_"How are you doing?")
			if (Tux:has_quest("Bender's problem")) then
				if (not Tux:done_quest("Bender's problem")) then
					if (HF_Spencer_teleported) then
						if (not Bender_go_talk_to_doc) then
							Npc:says(_"Man, it's the end of the apocalypse... And I feel fine!")
							Npc:says(_"I mean, I still didn't get the medicine from the doc. I didn't get the chance to really pound him.")
							Npc:says(_"But right now everyone's so happy that the bots are all down, I think I'll give him a break.")
							Tux:says(_"Maybe you should talk to him soon. He might be in a good mood and give it to you anyway.")
							Npc:says(_"Hey, that sounds like a smart idea! Thanks, man, I'll do that!")
							Tux:update_quest("Bender's problem", _"Since the killer bots around the town got a taste of my firmware, I think the Doc won't mind giving Bender his medicine now... I should talk to him when I see him.")
							Bender_go_talk_to_doc = true
							Npc:says(_"Now, I have something I want to say to you...")
							Tux:says(_"And what's that?")
							Npc:says(_"Holy wow! Wow, man!")
							next("node60")
						else
							Npc:says(_"I still need to go talk to the doc, but just thinking about feeling less sick makes me feel less sick.")
							Npc:says(_"It's confusing me a little...")
							Tux:says(_"Well, hurry up and get it over with!")
						end
						hide("node1", "node2", "node3", "node4", "node5", "node6", "node7", "node8", "node9", "node10", "node50")
					else
						Npc:says(_"Too bad. I have never felt so sick.", "NO_WAIT")
						Npc:says(_"Let me die, man!")
						if (Tux:has_item_backpack("Brain Enlargement Pills Antidote")) then
							hide("node11", "node12") show("node9")
						else
							hide("node9") show("node12")
						end

						hide("node1", "node2", "node3", "node4", "node5", "node6", "node7", "node8", "node10", "node11", "node50")
					end
				elseif (Bender_go_talk_to_doc) then
					Npc:says(_"I still need to go talk to the doc, but just thinking about feeling less sick makes me feel less sick.")
					Npc:says(_"It's confusing me a little...")
					Tux:says(_"Well, hurry up and get it over with!")
				elseif (not tux_has_joined_guard) then
					Npc:says(_"Much better. I'm cured. You're a good guy, man!", "NO_WAIT")
					Npc:says(_"What was your name again?")
					Tux:says(Tux:get_player_name())
					--; TRANSLATORS: %s = Tux:get_player_name()
					Npc:says(_"Thanks %s, I owe you one.", Tux:get_player_name(), "NO_WAIT")
					Npc:says(_"And I'll sure vote for you, if you want into the Red Guard!")
				elseif (not Bender_congrats) then
					Npc:says(_"Much better. I'm cured. You're a good guy, man!", "NO_WAIT")
					Npc:says(_"Congratulations on getting into the Red Guard!", "NO_WAIT")
					Npc:says(_"I voted for you and that was what got you in!", "NO_WAIT")
					if (not HF_Spencer_teleported) then
						Npc:says(_"I said we'd be buddies, didn't I? Want to stand guard at the gate with me? It gets boring with just that 614 to talk to.")
						Npc:says(_"I could tell you all the secrets of the Red Guard.")
						show("node30") -- @TODO add another way to get this node post-firmware update
					else
						Npc:says(_"Oh, and congratulations on beating all the bots!")
						Npc:says(_"I mean, wow...")
						next("node60")
					end
					Bender_congrats = true
				else
					if (HF_Spencer_teleported) then
						if (Bender_post_firmware_update) then
							Npc:says(_"Man, it's the end of the apocalypse... And I feel fine!")
						else
							Npc:says(_"Oh man, this is so cool! Wow, man!")
							next("node60")
						end
					else
						Npc:says(_"Much better. I'm cured. You're a good guy, man!", "NO_WAIT")
					end
				end
			elseif (not HF_Spencer_teleported) then
				Npc:says(_"Too bad. I have never felt so sick.", "NO_WAIT")
				Npc:says(_"Let me die, man!")

				if (refused_to_help_bender) then
					show("node8")
				end
			else
				if (Bender_post_firmware_update) then
					Npc:says(_"Man, it's the end of the apocalypse... And I feel fine!")
				else
					Npc:says(_"I'm good! Man, a few days ago I was feeling really down... I was really sick.")
					Npc:says(_"But now I stopped feeling not-awesome! And it's all thanks to you and all the bots being dead!")
					Npc:says(_"Maybe it's also because I pummelled the doc until he gave me some pills.")
					Tux:says("...")
					Npc:says(_"But I'm really sure it's also because all the bots are gone.")
					Npc:says(_"I mean, look around!")
					next("node60")
				end
				-- we hide any nodes that might lead to the player getting Bender's quest after this
				hide("node0", "node1", "node2", "node3", "node4", "node5", "node6", "node7", "node8", "node10", "node11", "node50")
				pop_topic("Sick Bender")
			end
		end

		if (Bender_gave_elbow_grease) then
			hide("node40")
		elseif (Bender_elbow_grease or Tux:has_item_backpack("Manual of the Automated Factory")) then
			show("node40")
		end

		if (Bender_at_Spencer) then
			Bender_at_Spencer = false
			Npc:set_destination("BenderStartGameSquare")
		end
		show("node99")
	end,

	{
		id = "node0",
		text = _"What's wrong? You seem to be in pretty good shape for a dead man.",
		code = function()
			Npc:says(_"Yeah. I'm the strongest man in all the world. That's 'cause I took ALL of the strength pills.")
			Npc:says(_"And yet, I might be dead soon. The doc warned me, but I didn't listen. GRAH!")
			Npc:set_name("Bender - The strongest one")
			show("node1", "node2")
			push_topic("Sick Bender")
		end,
	},
	{
		id = "node1",
		text = _"You took too many strength pills and now you're sick?",
		topic = "Sick Bender",
		code = function()
			Npc:says(_"Nah. The strength pills were fine. They made me strong. The doc said so.")
			Npc:says(_"It was the brain enlargement pills. They did me no good, man.")
			hide("node1", "node2") show("node3", "node10")
		end,
	},
	{
		id = "node2",
		text = _"What made you so sick?",
		topic = "Sick Bender",
		code = function()
			Npc:says(_"It was the brain enlargement pills. They did me no good, man.")
			hide("node1", "node2") show("node3", "node10")
		end,
	},
	{
		id = "node3",
		text = _"Brain enlargement pills? Sounds ridiculous!",
		topic = "Sick Bender",
		code = function()
			Npc:says(_"You know man, I got those offers everybody gets.")
			Npc:says(_"They offer some brain enlargement pills to enhance brain performance.")
			Npc:says(_"'Enlarg3 your brain! Bu.y pi11s! Che4p!!11!!!'")
			Npc:says(_"And everybody in the town said I was dumb, which by the way IS NOT TRUE.")
			Npc:says(_"So I thought these pills might make them think differently about me.")
			hide("node3") show("node4", "node5")
		end,
	},
	{
		id = "node4",
		text = _"But if you aren't dumb, why the brain enlargement pills?",
		topic = "Sick Bender",
		code = function()
			Npc:says(_"Because they said I was dumb. So I had to do something about it, eh?")
			hide("node4")
		end,
	},
	{
		id = "node5",
		text = _"Isn't there some doctor in town who could cure you?",
		topic = "Sick Bender",
		code = function()
			Npc:says(_"Yeah, the doc could help. But he won't. I've threatened him, but he won't.")
			Npc:says(_"He's so angry cause I didn't listen. He warned me about the brain enlargement pill offers.")
			Npc:says(_"They can cause some awful forms of cancer. But I didn't listen. And now he refuses to help me, man.")
			hide("node5") show("node6", "node7")
		end,
	},
	{
		id = "node6",
		text = _"Maybe I can help you somehow?",
		topic = "Sick Bender",
		code = function()
			Npc:says(_"Man, if you could do that, I'd give you everything. I still got some of those strength pills left.")
			if (not tux_has_joined_guard) then
				Npc:says(_"Also, I could vote for you if you seek to join the guard of the town.")
			end
			Npc:says(_"Just get me a cure, and I'll be forever grateful!")
			Tux:add_quest("Bender's problem", _"I met a Red Guardsman named Bender. He poisoned himself with some brain enlargement pills, which turned out to be highly carcinogenic. The town doctor will not give him the antidote, so it is up to me to save him.")
			refused_to_help_Bender = false
			hide("node0", "node6", "node7", "node8") show("node11")
			pop_topic()
		end,
	},
	{
		id = "node7",
		text = _"I'm sorry, but it looks like there's nothing I could do for you.",
		topic = "Sick Bender",
		code = function()
			Npc:says(_"Of course not. You're not a doctor. Only the doctor has the right medicine.")
			Npc:says(_"But this rat would rather let me die!")
			Npc:says(_"I'll rip his guts out as soon as I get my hands on him, man!")
			refused_to_help_Bender = true
			hide("node0")
			pop_topic()
		end,
	},
	{
		id = "node8",
		text = _"Have you found a way to cure yourself?",
		code = function()
			Npc:says(_"No, the doc still refuses. I've tried to fetch the medicine by force with little luck.")
			Npc:says(_"No matter how hard I shake him, the rat has never accepted. He's so angry 'cause I didn't listen.")
			Npc:says(_"Nobody else has the right medicine. I need a way to get it from him!")
			hide("node8")
			push_topic("Sick Bender")
		end,
	},
	{
		id = "node9",
		text = _"I've got your medicine. With best wishes from the doctor.",
		code = function()
			Npc:says(_"Wow, you really did it! I guess you beat the hell out of him.")
			Npc:says(_"He wouldn't help me even after I pounded him a bit. A big bit.")
			Npc:says(_"Man, you are the greatest hero!")
			if (not tux_has_joined_guard) then
				Npc:says(_"Here, take this as a reward - and you can be sure that I'll vote for you if you seek membership in the Red Guard!")
			else
				Npc:says(_"Here, take this as a reward.")
			end
			Npc:says(_"Thanks, man!")
			change_obstacle_state("TownDocBackdoor", "opened") -- Allows Bender to do something useful instead of just keeping watch outside the Docs after healed.
			Tux:add_xp(150)
			Tux:del_item_backpack("Brain Enlargement Pills Antidote", 1)
			Tux:add_item("Strength Pill", 2)
			Tux:end_quest("Bender's problem", _"Bender is fine now. He gave me some muscle enlargement pills in return for my help. Hmm...")
			Npc:set_destination("NewSpencer")
			Bender_at_Spencer = true --have Bender go "talk" to Spencer
			hide("node9", "node10", "node50") show("node20")
		end,
	},
	{
		id = "node10",
		text = _"Maybe taking the brain enlargement pills really was stupid.",
		topic = "Sick Bender",
		code = function()
			Npc:says(_"WHAT? Did you just say I'm stupid?")
			Npc:says(_"Don't say it, man.")
			Npc:says(_"I can kill you so much, that no one will recognize you!")
			hide("node10") show("node50")
		end,
	},
	{
		id = "node11",
		text = _"Where can I find this doctor?",
		code = function()
			Npc:says(_"He's right inside this building. I'm waiting here for him, man.")
			Npc:says(_"When he comes out, maybe I can pound him some more. Maybe then he'll help me at last!")
			Npc:says(_"Yes, he'll get a good beating. That will make him reconsider! That rat!")
			hide("node11")
		end,
	},
	{
		id = "node12",
		text = _"About that medicine that you need...",
		code = function()
			Npc:says(_"Did you get it?")
			Npc:says(_"What? You didn't get it?")
			Npc:says(_"Man, what are you doing here? Get the medicine! I need it now!")
			hide("node12")
		end,
	},
	{
		id = "node20",
		text = _"Did you take all the Brain Enlargement Pills?",
		code = function()
			Npc:says(_"No. I have one left.")
			Npc:says(_"Here, take it. I don't want it.")
			Tux:add_item("Brain Enlargement Pill", 1)
			hide("node20")
		end,
	},
	{
		id = "node30",
		text = _"What secrets? Like a secret handshake?",
		code = function()
			Npc:says(_"Nah. But that is a totally awesome idea.")
			Npc:says(_"Let's work it out -- just, uh, be sure not to let the Doc in on it.")
			hide("node30") show("node31")
		end,
	},
	{
		id = "node31",
		text = _"Do you actually know any *real* secrets?",
		code = function()
			Npc:says(_"Yeah, sure.")
			Npc:says(_"I know the shop keeper Lily's password.")
			Npc:says(_"I sometimes login to her account and mess with it for the LULZ.")
			Npc:says(_"It's the end of the world as we know it, and I... am so incredibly bored.")
			Tux:says(_"Erm... excuse me?")
			Npc:says(_"Just a song my mother used to sing to me.")
			hide("node31") show("node32", "node33")
		end,
	},
	{
		id = "node32",
		text = _"Hey, could you tell me Lily's password?",
		code = function()
			Npc:says(_"Sure, but we will have to shake on it.")
			Tux:says(_"OK...")
			Npc:says(_"It is an asterisk repeated four times.")
			know_lily_password = true
			Tux:says(_"Wow.")
			Npc:says(_"I am the most awesome hacker ever.")
			Tux:says(_"Sure...")
			hide("node32")
		end,
	},
	{
		id = "node33",
		text = _"What are you doing now?",
		code = function()
			Npc:says(_"I'm killing time. Guard work is very boring.")
		end,
	},
	{
		id = "node40",
		text = _"Can you spare some elbow grease?",
		code = function()
			Npc:says(_"Yes, you are talking to the right guy, man.")
			if (not Tux:done_quest("Bender's problem")) then
				Npc:says(_"But now, I'm no good. I can't make you any elbow grease, sorry man.")
				Npc:says(_"Maybe if I was feeling better...")
			else
				Npc:says(_"Elbow grease just takes a bit of hard work. I'm not a fan of hard work, so I keep a can with me at all times.")
				Npc:says(_"But since you helped me out with the Doctor, I'll give it to you.")
				Bender_gave_elbow_grease = true
				Tux:add_item("Elbow Grease Can", 1)
				Tux:says(_"Thanks man!")
			end
			hide("node40")
		end,
	},
	{
		id = "node50",
		text = _"Yeah, it was a totally idiotic idea to take those pills.",
		topic = "Sick Bender",
		code = function()
			Npc:says(_"What? I'm not an idiot! Understood?")
			Npc:says(_"No one says I'm stupid! I'm NOT STUPID!")
			Npc:says(_"I'LL BEAT YOU TO SPLINTERS!")
			Npc:says(_"I WILL KILL YOU SO HARD, YOU WILL DIE TO DEATH YOU FAT DUCK!")
			npc_faction("crazy", _"Bender - Homicidal")
			end_dialog()
			hide("node50")
		end,
	},
	{
		id = "node60",
		text = "BUG, REPORT ME! Bender node60 -- Post Firmware Update",
		code = function()
			Npc:says(_"Did you really just totally beat up all the bots in the world at once? Wow!")
			Tux:says(_"Well, not all the bots in the world... And I didn't actually beat them all up...")
			Npc:says(_"Oh, come on, man. We need this story. Don't do this.")
			Tux:says(_"Uh, sorry? Do what?")
			Npc:says(_"It doesn't matter what you did, dude. It matters what I think you did, and what I can tell others you did. You just beat up all the bots in the world.")
			Tux:says(_"But it's only the ones that get their updates from this factory...")
			Npc:says(_"And you did it with one hand tied behind your back! Or your wing, or flipper. You know, man.")
			Bender_post_firmware_update = true
			show("node61", "node62", "node63")
		end,
	},
	{
		id = "node61",
		text = _"Well, I think I rather like that story.",
		code = function()
			Npc:says(_"Yeah, and you can bet everyone in town is gonna go crazy about it!")
			Npc:says(_"I know I will, as soon as I get back I'll make a bet with Ewald about it.")
			Npc:says(_"Everyone's been holed up in the town for so long, and I was really starting to run out of good stories to tell.")
			hide("node61", "node62")
		end,
	},
	{
		id = "node62",
		text = _"But that's not what happened!",
		code = function()
			Npc:says(_"Sure, not yet, because I didn't tell anyone about it yet.")
			Tux:says(_"No, that didn't happen at all, and you saying it happened won't make it happen!")
			Npc:says(_"But that's not what everyone will say after I tell them that's what happened.")
			Tux:says(_"But... I... Arrrgh!")
			Tux:heat(10)
			Npc:says(_"Dude, it's not so hard to understand.")
			Npc:says(_"Hey, you know, I saw an ad for brain enlargement pills that might do you good.")
			Tux:says(_"No, I... I just need to cool off a bit...")
			Npc:says(_"Oh, sure, ok. But I can fix you up with some if you change your mind. It's 100%% satisfaction guaranteed, cheap, AND free.")
			hide("node62", "node61")
		end,
	},
	{
		id = "node63",
		text = _"That was a nice entrance you made there.",
		code = function()
			Npc:says(_"Hey, thanks, dude. I'm still not so sure what happened.")
			Npc:says(_"It all went really fast, Spencer just pulled me out of the pool and said to dry up and meet him at the teleporter.")
			Npc:says(_"Then he just rushed off. He was really excited, he didn't even tell me off for cannonballing.")
			Tux:says(_"So I guess that means you teleported in here.")
			Npc:says(_"I guess we did! Wow, this was my first teleport! This makes it so much more awesome!")
			hide("node63")
		end,
	},
	{
		id = "node99",
		text = _"See you later.",
		code = function()
			if (not HF_Spencer_teleported) then
				Npc:says_random(_"Later, man!",
								_"Stay cool dude.")
			else
				Npc:says_random(_"Oh, ok, go beat up some more bots! Swish! Woosh! Ka-POW!",
								_"See you, and thanks for the story!")
			end
			end_dialog()
		end,
	},
}