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^ "author: Mohammed Adnène Trojette <adn+deb@diwi.org>\n"
^ "language: english\n"
^ "status: Basic\n"
^ "topic: General\n"
^ "created: 04/07/2006"
;
S ::= "You know you" (Are|Have) "when" Action "with" {Object};
TenReasons ::= "The difference between when you" WhatAre and when you WhatAre1 ^"\n\n"^
" 1)" OneReason ^"\n\n"^
" 2)" AnotherReason ^"\n\n"^
" 3)" OneReason ^"\n\n"^
" 4)" AnotherReason ^"\n\n"^
" 5)" OneReason ^"\n\n"^
" 6)" AnotherReason ^"\n\n"^
" 7)" OneReason ^"\n\n"^
" 8)" AnotherReason ^"\n\n"^
" 9)" OneReason ^"\n\n"^
"10)" AnotherReason ;
OneReason ::= "You know you" WhatAre "when" Action "with" {Object};
AnotherReason ::= "You know you" WhatAre1 "when" Action "with" {Object};
WhatAre := Are | Have ;
WhatAre1 := Are | Have ;
Really ::= really
| totally
| definitely
| - ( Really ^"," Really )
;
Have ::= Really "have" Adverb;
Adverb ::= "nothing to do";
Are ::= Really "are" (Adjective | {Role})
;
Role ::= "a geek"
| "a nerd"
;
Tired ::= "tired" | "bored";
Adjective ::= Tired
| "getting better"
| Nationality
;
Nationality ::= "British" | "Italian" | "French" | "American" | "Tunisian" | "Spanish" | "Greek";
Object ::= "a hammer"
| "your mouse"
| "a Dvorak keyboard"
| "a GPG secret key"
| "a Microsoft Operating system"
| "a laptop"
| "a video game"
| "a z80a"
| "an m68k box"
;
Action ::= "you try to kill a fly on your screen"
| "you set up your own newsgroup"
| "you set up an automatic rerouting of your e-mail to your pager"
| "you realize you _never_ cook, eating only take-away pizza"
| "you check your web access_page more than once a day"
| "you plan to get two Masters degrees"
| "you spend more than 10 minutes contemplating how traffic lights work"
| "you've created a new variety of rose"
| "you can explain how AppleTalk Networks work"
| "you arrange to get e-mail access no matter where you go"
| "you rig up elaborate mechanisms to do really basic tasks"
| "you put your pathfinder on the web"
| "you write web pages about your web pages"
| "your favorite part of Geometry was proving theorems"
| "you do your best work after 11 pm"
| "you can track the geek gene through your family tree"
| "you can sing Tom Lehrer's element song"
| "you enjoy writing Polygen grammars"
;
|